On my own

One of the marvels of the Excel spreadsheet program is the ability to add or subtract dates, so as to define a span of time in days, hours or minutes. And so, we know today that WWP is precisely the same age as his mother when her life ended in 1980. From herein out, WWP will always be older than his mom. What a weird feeling. It's an indescribable piece of knowledge, actually.

Hallmark doesn't make a card for this one.