Not to be left out of the Harry Potter nonsense

WWP's seen all the movies [but read not one of the books], so he's far from being an expert on the Harry Potter phenom that is taking place at this very moment. Still, we can't help but venture a few guesses:

• Snape redeems himself, and dies, battling and probably killing Voldemort.
• Harry lives. [And if Snape doesn't kill Voldemort, Harry does, but indirectly.]
• Dumbledore does not come back.
• Ron and Hermione marry and have children. Harry also marries, probably to someone we know.
• The final scene: All of the survivors reunite years later. At Hogwarts. With the next generation.
• Tears [and future book/movie deals] ensue.

No guesses about the scar. Maybe Keith Olbermann has it right. We'll find out soon.

We now return to regular programming...