Packing heat

Is there anything more unsettling than to open one's e-mail nowadays only to find a parade of ads about increasing the size of the male organ? Goodness, in a million years years, when the archeologists of the umpti-umpth century are sorting out this neo-Paleozoic era, they will only be able to conclude that we, like the denizens of Pompei, were obsessed about sex, size and money.

Well, then, maybe again, that might be right. But WWP digresses...

Here are two images on from the In Box today. WWP thinks they speak for themselves.

First, the incredible "enlarge your penis by three inches" ad, dull but notable for its craftier than usual pledge: "You'll be packing heat." [Yes, heat! WWP hasn't heard that euphemism in, oh, maybe 20 years or so. He thinks perhaps it dates back to, yes, junior high school! Where oh where do these missives originate?]

And then came this odd, but amusing, newsphoto montage, also in WWP's In Box today, captioned: "A Rare Moment of Candor About Penis Size."

The world is clearly a different place these days, isn't it? WWP thinks it's time for a reality check ... if not a ruler.

Comments

[Lindsay]

It's interesting to see this appears to be a singularly Republican gesture.