I had a dream

Worldwide Pablo, annoyed and alarmed by yesterday's slam-dunk initiative filing against same-sex marriage, drifted off to sleep fitfully last night...

There's Diane. Omigod, she thinks I'm a homo.

Oh, no. I am.

F**k.

There's Lon. Why's he eyeing my crotch?

The music swells. I'm wearing an Indian headband. What's that I hear? Is that the "Village People"?

"Why Am Thee Gay!?" That's a great song. Note to self: Must download this delightful tune from the Internet, preferably from an illegal royalty-free website, of course.

The television comes on. [Huh? What television? Where did that come from? Well, it IS a dream...]

Peter Jennings intones: "The nation is deadlocked. From east coast to west, we still have no definitive result." And it come to this: "The voters in the Pacific state of Oregon now are saying, the incumbent is our choice."

Then, Peter says it: "And Oregon goes for Bush. And there you have it!! George W. Bush wins the 2004 race for president of the United States."

Chair Linn comes on television, but before she speaks, the screen fades to black.

It was a dream, right?

Don't credit WWP for this nightmare. All glory, laud and honor for it belongs solely to our region's reigning Highness of Naivete. [Note: Link fixed, sorry.]

Note: Yes, Jack and WWP had exactly the same idea at the same time. Kudos to Jack for getting it out first.

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[The One True b!X]

Now can you analyze the dream I had last night where my reflection in the mirror was moving about three seconds behind my own motions, and then stopped copying me at all and became evil looking?

[Worldwide Pablo]

Oooh. Had that one. It's bad.

Sorry to say, but now you're in for some, hmmm, analysis.